Reflections on visiting Cuba

Though just an hour flight from Cancun, Havana could not be more different.

Cancun with its long stretches of congested roads, plastered with billboards, lined with banks, restaurants, chintzy shops, tacky night clubs, and currency exchanges; highrise condos, apartment buildings and luxury hotels lining the horizon. An abundance of sex, booze and cement; a total lack of character.

In contrast, upon landing in Cuba and hopping in our first taxi en route to Havana Central, I feel like I´ve not only landed in a new country, but in a different time.

The first thing I notice are the vehicles sharing the road–the vast majority, circa 1950s Chevy´s and Fords, plus old Soviet model Ladas, and Volgas–belching black smoke. Next, I see a complete lack of advertisements, save for the few featuring hand-painted government propaganda. I see the large dilapidated apartment buildings, a few old factories, and lines of people standing idly along the road, waiting for a bus, or a ride from a kind stranger.

Before even leaving the airport, I was entertained by the uniforms of the female customs agents, which resemble the average slutty College Halloween get-up–ridiculously short skirts, fish net stockings, heels. I will see this throughout the country with female police officers, receptionists, and even with school girl uniforms.

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La Habana´s beautifully crumbling buildings

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Some car maintenance in front of the Capitol building, La Habana

I notice that nothing looks like its been updated or changed in 50 years–a thin layer of grime covers all; paint peeling, stone crumbling, glass broken. But below the obvious signs of decay, lies structures with incredible architectural integrity. There are big brick or stone buildings with ornate crown molding, vibrant stain glass windows, fluted columns, balconies, statues, dormers.  This gives much of the city a mysterious and magical aire. And though fading and in need of repair, the city has the feel of a place that in some parts still holds that old school glamour you thought only existed in old Hollywood films. Every street I pass brings new curiosities. A television becomes obsolete when I can sit and absorb the life of the city on a well positioned balcony, outdoor cafe or park bench.

Peering down alleys or through doorways and rusty metal gates, I get a glimpse into another world–men gathered around playing dominos, women tirelessly mopping permanently stained tile floors, children playing baseball with scrap wood, and the usual barking dogs and roosters adding to the sounds of vibrant music, to Cubans chatting loudly and to the peculiar honking of ancient horns. I notice the absence of people on laptops, mobile devices, tablets.

My first glimpses into Havana left me wanting more.

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The streets of Havana

First a quick diversion

Before and while travelling in Cuba, hoping to gain insight into the embargo–plus the laws which restrict me from legal travel, and the tumultuous relationship between the two countries–I read a book about the history of US-Cuba relations.

For those who need a refresher…
US-Cuba ties date back to the end of Spanish-American War in 1898. Spain, defeated, signs over the rights to Cuba, Puerto Rico, and Guam to the US. Shortly after, the US grants Cuba independence, under the agreement that the US could intervene if necessary and that the US be granted a perpetual lease for a Naval Base at Guantanamo Bay.

From that point, all was more or less fine and dandy until the Cuban Revolution in 1959, when Fidel Castro (along with the iconic Che Guevara) overthrows the Batista regime, implementing a Communist Regime. After Castro’s first few years in power, he begins nationalizing private companies (many of which were American-owned), snatching up private land and taxing American products. The US government responds by imposing trade restrictions on all but food and medical supplies. Cuba responds by trading with the Soviet Union instead. The US, enraged, cuts diplomatic ties, and Kennedy issues the first permanent embargo in 1962; without imports coming in from America, Cuba gets caught in the 60s. This ping-pong match continues for the next 50 years. 

In the years following the embargo, the US makes several unsuccessful attempts to overthrow the Cuban government (Bay of Pigs), and even assassinate Castro (Operation Mongoose). The Cuban Missile Crisis occurs after Kennedy learns of the Cuban Governments purchase of nuclear weapons (likely in response to the Bay of Pigs attack) from the Soviet Union. After a tense 12 day nuclear face-off between the US and Russia, an agreement is made–the US will remove its missiles in Turkey, and Russia will remove theirs in Cuba. The US keeps its guard up and holds an even tougher grudge.

In the 1980s, economic crisis drives hundreds of thousands of Cubans to seek asylum elsewhere. Many of which hop on boats or hijack airplanes (or ferries) and head for Florida (barely 100 miles away), joining the hundreds of thousands already living there.

Fast forward 20 some years and you can find nearly a million Cubans living in Florida, forming one of the most powerful and influential immigrant (and anti-Castro) groups America has ever seen. With powerful Cuban-American interest groups lobbying hard, every presidential administration since has had to impress with their Cuba policies. Despite the fact these policies have yet to be proven effective, the Clinton and Bush Administrations (not to mention those shady terrorist interrogations at Guantanamo) both added further restrictions to the embargo and restricted travel to both the common American and those with family in Cuba.

After his election in 2008, Obama shut down operations at Guantanamo Bay and opened up travel for Cuban-Americans. Showing for the first time in nearly 50 years, tiny steps toward a more diplomatic relationship, and a willingness to take another look at the ineffective laws that have surely done more harm than good. We´ll see what happens.

Moving on…

Cubans themselves are a fascinating part of the city. Not quite fitting the mold of the stereotypical Latin American. Showing much more diversity with African and European roots.

With the government providing free education through University, Cubans are often intelligent, and educated. However with that same government limiting internet, and banning most travel, many seem to carry a deep sense of curiosity and longing for a world they cannot yet reach.

A sense of disparity becomes obvious. These are people who, though they receive free education, healthcare, government housing, and a small amount of food rations, make the equivalent of just $480-960 Cuban Pesos (US$20-40) a month. This might not be such an issue if there weren’t two different currencies used in Cuba–the Cuban Peso (approx 1/24 of a dollar) for Cubans, and the convertible peso or CUC ($1CUC=$1US) created for tourist use only. The peso is used in markets, government cafeterias and on public transportation. The CUC is used for shuttles, cafes, restaurants, bars, night clubs, hotels & casas paticulares, and other tourism-related places.

During the 5 year span of time, known as the Special Period. The fall of the Soviet Union marked the beginning of a massive economic crisis in Cuba–spreading food and power shortages throughout the island. In response to this financial disaster, the US actually tightened the embargo (as to encourage democracy, of course). People were forced to live without the goods they had become accustomed to and certain changes became necessary–sustainable agriculture was introduced, car and electricity usage decreased. Prior to this time Fidel discouraged tourism.  However due to financial necessity spawning from the Special Period, the industry was able to expand.

A friendship between Castro and newly elected Venezualan President Hugo Chavez, established a deal in which subsidized oil was traded for Cuban Doctors (Cuba, with their free education system, has an abundance of doctors); and this along with the money pouring in from a newly thriving tourism industry ended the Special Period–though left the Cuban people with some raw wounds.

Much to the disdain of Castro and his fellow revolutionaries, today–due to this tourism industry–a new class of Cubans is rising from the Communist country. The Cubans who run Casa Particulares (or government permitted guesthouses), restaurants or work at hotels or as tour guides, are earning the coveted CUCS; meanwhile doctors, teachers, and everyone else working for the government, continue to earn pesos. With many basic items sold for CUCs, the average Cuban has difficulty affording necessities such as shampoo or tooth paste.

Due to this phenomenon, you may find that your cab driver, casa owner or waiter carries some impressive educational credentials.

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One of the government permitted food stands–likely selling ham sandwiches.

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Che, old car, government market…Cuba

Myself and my travel companion—Kristi, a spunky fellow Midwesterner–spend our days in Havana walking. Walking up and down the streets of Vedado, Central Habana, and Habana Viejo. On our first evening, we walk along the Malecon, an 8 km long stretch of sidewalk along the sea. We walk past shadowy figures, fondling couples perched on the wall. Groups of men holding half empty bottle of Havana Club kiss the air and praise us as we pass.

No other country in Latin America seems to compare to Cuba on the level of catcalls. And this is really saying something. Latin men are not shy.

At times we are irritated, though mostly we are entertained and must hold ourselves back from laughing. On one occasion, an entire bus filled with Cuban soldiers held up at a stop light simultaneously whistle and hoot as we walk by. Another time an old man playing a trumpet in the street, stops his song, to make kissing noises through his mouthpiece as we walk by. When we pass the men selling souvenirs in Old Havana, they all try to entice us to come in, “What are you looking for? Purses? Magnets? A boyfriend??” Most commonly, men just stop walking and turn themselves to us, whispering suggestively or telling us they love us.

When we aren’t dealing with the men, we are avoiding the jineteros, or hustlers, skillfully trying to sell us tours, cigars (which were most definitely of a low quality), tickets to a Buena Vista Social Club concert (which surely didn’t exist), or take us to a nice, “cheap,” restaurant or mojito place. These people are often skilled. In Cuba, you must always bring your travelling A-game. You cannot let your guard down.

It brings me shame to say, one afternoon, I´m ripped off by one of these street artists. Heat and exhaustion cause cloudy thinking as we are scanned into buying ourselves and a few talented jineteros expensive mojitos from a dingy Cuban dive bar. While drinking these watered-down Cuban cocktails, I also somehow am talked into spending too much on what turns out to be cheap cigars. This amateur move costs me a total of $13, along with a great deal of my pride.

Upon leaving the bar, and realizing what has occurred, I angrily storm back into the bar, and yell furiously in Spanish at the bartender. Clearly caught off guard and a bit embarrassed, on the counter he lies a chunk of my money. Still, the incident leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

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The shady Havana bar where I was shamefully ripped off…

On our first night, while aimlessly wandering, we meet a group of young Cuban men. One of them, speaking perfect English, insists on giving us an unofficial tour of Havana Viejo, the most popular tourist barrio in town. Cautiously, we follow him as he shows us the perfect plazas framed by impressive, old buildings. We walk past Hemingway’s favorite spot for a mojito, then his favorite for a daiquiri. We see lovely cafes with atmospheric seating in the antique, stone streets. Our guide tells us that most Cubans cannot afford to go to these places, to eat, drink or to hang out.

We ask our new friends where we can find inexpensive food. They take us to one of the plentiful cafeterias, or government permitted food windows, typically run right out of someones home. We buy greasy (and delicious) personal pizzas for 10 pesos (or about US50 cents)–the first of many on our trip. We pay in CUCs, but receive our change in pesos (the standard with government venders geared toward Cubans).

As we eat in the street, one of the men with us is questioned by the police. Our new Cuban friend tells us that the government doesn’t want them interacting with foreigners. I suspect the police may be questioning the man to make sure he isn’t a jinetero. I suppose we will never know for sure.

We decide to spend the evening as Cubans do, so we buy a big bottle of Havana Club rum (for less than US$5) and a couple cans of soda and head for the Malecon. As we polish off the bottle, our new friends answer our questions and tell us about life in Cuba. He tells us about the spies found in every neighborhood, who work for the government and report any mischief or rule breaking. He compares them to a friendlier version of Hitler´s Gestapo.

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The romantic plazas of Habana Viejo

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Youll see many dogs wandering around Habana Viejo with tags on their necks. While at first they may appear to just be another ordinary Latin American street dog, these tags show which plaza, museum or monument, or general “zone” for which they belong.

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One of many 50 cent pizza consumed while in Cuba

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A common image in Cuba, and all of Latin America.

After a lovely breakfast in the breezy pink dining room of our Casa, we spend our first morning wandering to other parts of the city. We head to the Plaza de Revolucion, a series of ugly 1950s cement buildings with the sculptured faces of Cuban Revolutionaries facing what appears to be a massive parking lot with no cars. In this complex, Castro and the Cuban government hold rallies and make big announcements.

After one night in Havana, we spend two nights in Trinidad. Again, wandering up and down the charming stone streets, soaking in the vibrant Carribean-Colonial buildings, eating cafeteria ice cream, and spending the evenings drinking cheap Cuban wine on the plaza, listening to fantastic live music and meeting other travellers.

One night we end up in a dance club hidden in the depths of a massive cave. Here we dance ourselves sweaty for hours to salsa and latin-techno remixes, stalactites drooping from the high ceiling. At one point the music and lighting changes and handsome, shirtless men emerge from each corner of the dance floor. The crowd of foriegners and Cubans form a circle around the men as they begin a dance resembling a tribal ritual. They grab a girl from the crowd and put her on a table, blindfolding her. They place a large snake around her neck, and then each man crouches near a corner of the table. Using their teeth (and only their teeth), they lift the table and carefully begin walking with it. Things get even more bizarre, after they put the table, the girl and the snake back down, and one of the men smashes a pile of empty beer bottles under a silk cloth and procedes to eat the glass shards, using water to wash it down.

The following morning, we take a direct shuttle to Viñales, a small scenic town in the heart of the tobacco growing region. Viñales has a 1950s small town feel. Every house well-maintained, usually with a breezy front porch, and rocking chairs. The locals are outwardly pleasant, friendly and helpful, and everywhere is within walking distance. Upon arrival, we welcome ourselves with $1.65 mojitos near the plaza and book a horseback riding tour for the following day.

In the evening, after 50 cent street pizza cooked in a metal barrel turned coal oven (one of the many inventive recycled creations I witnessed in Cuba), we decide to check out the local cinema. We pay 50 cents to see a strange Cuban-made film in a theatre that reminds me of my former Middle School auditorium. A pregnant Cuban woman presses play on a DVD player attached to a projector to begin the film. From what we could understand, the movie featured an elderly man who either A) Learns about the secret Cabaret life of his late wife, who also happened to be cheating on him with a man he later befriends or B) He learns his wife had a twin who was a Cabaret dancer and lover of his new friend. About 5 minutes into the hour and a half film, I’m ready for it to end.

The following morning, along with a few friendly vacationing Brits we take a horseback ride past the lush tobacco fields, cute little palapa barns and farmhouses and strange craggly cliffs rising from the flat terrain. We feel like we have stumbled onto a movie set–everything seems too perfect to be real

We stop at a tobacco farm and the farmer shows us his plants and informs us of how the best tobacco leaves (and ones used to create the most expensive cigars) grow at the top of the plant, while the leaves growing lower on the stalk produce lower quality and cheaper cigars. He takes us into a barn and shows us how the tobacco is dried and how the cigars are hand rolled. He shows us that the best cigars are rolled using tobacco leaves, and how the cheap cigars are often rolled in a plantain leaf. He then encourages us to buy a pack. When we pass, he encourages us to buy coffee beans, then cocktails. We politely decline.

In the heat of the day we ride to the base of a massive cave, and wander through its dark interior. We are led by a small moustached Cuban man holding a torch. When we reach a small river in the cave, the man leaves us and a light, and says he will return later. We swim in the cool, murky water, our voices echoing into the darkness.

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Horseback riding through the tobacco fields near Viñales

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The “mini mountains” of Viñales

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A tobacco farmer and his fields

The following day after a fast 8 KM walk to an anticlimactic mural painted on a cliff side, we catch a bus to an eco community and nature reserve called Las Terrazas. Here, we stay in bungalows by a green river and spend our time swimming, and walking around the reserve.  We walk into the community. The small town, though claiming to be an Eco-community, seems no different from other small Cuban towns. Though its large, blocky cement apartment buildings, plain houses, and lack of a central plaza or even of citizens doing normal daily activities make it feel even more like a jail or military base. We had already noticed that, except for Havana and the gas guzzling old cars, Cuba felt very environmentally friendly. Though it was clear this was but not due to a collective effort to save the environment, but due to necessity.

While in Las Terrazas, a chatty Cuban tour guide informs us of an important announcement by current ruler Raul Castro–he will be leaving power in 2018, hence ending the 50+ year reign of the Castro brothers. Though this by no means marks the end of Communism in Cuba, this is promising news for the future of the Cuban government and for US-Cuba relations.

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Our eco-bungalow

We skip out before staying a second night in Las Terrazas and head back to spend our last 3 nights in Havana.

Our last days in Havana are a blur of long walks interrupted by hours of sitting in parks and plazas people watching and carefully sketching in our notebooks the crumbling old buildings, statues, and fountains. We eat our fill of cheap cafeteria food–pizza, ham sandwiches and ice cream. We spend most of our nights at a brewery and restaurant with massive outdoor seating, overlooking my favorite plaza–a particularly large and clean area featuring a large fountain in the center framed by perfectly restored buildings. This place wins us over with its mugs of decent, cheap, dark beer and nightly live music. We never seem to have the energy or desire to head to the salsa clubs.

On our last night we have one of our only meals which does not feature fast food. At a lively spot in the center Habana Viejo, I order Ropa Vieja, a tasty dish consisting of tender stewed beef and green peppers in a yummy sauce. We wander around the city, looking for something to do, though neither of us is keen on spending any money or on drinking any alcohol.

I think we both realize that somehow Cuba has left us feeling drained and exhausted. We end up back at our casa reading and heading to bed early. It’s an anticlimactic end.

Having experienced Cuba, I´m left feeling a bit torn on the issue of the embargo. Though mostly only for selfish reasons. Opening up trade with Cuba, would undoubtably improve the lives of Cubans. However allowing more American influence through increased trade and investment would inevitably take away from the island´s old school charm. Clouded by my worst fears, I envision bloated, sun-burnt Americans flocking to Cuba´s beaches and demanding the comforts of home; while greedy investors storm the island–opening up massive luxury resorts, casinos and condos and turning it into a mini Cancun.

However, this is a worst-case-scenario, I can´t see these kinds of changes happening quickly. In the meantime I do feel it´s a ridiculous and an ironically undemocratic law to restrict Americans from visiting Cuba (let alone anywhere in the world).

Undoubtably, a nice change of pace from the routine of travel in Latin America–a break from backpacker hostels, decision fatigue, modern technology, the internet and from “Gangham Style,” in the end, Im strangely relieved to land back in Mexico. Though Cuba was a fascinating experience–a trip I was glad I took–it left me feeling like a weary traveller.

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Four Months in Central America–The Lowdown

Overview-

Approximate bus time- Roughly 135 hours spent riding buses, but this is the low end.
Number of beds- This is tough, lets just say a lot–I averaged a new hostel every 2 to 3 nights. I was moving around a lot. On the long end, I stayed 2 weeks in Utila, and 2 weeks in Xela…
Longest bus ride- Panama City to San Jose, Costa Rice- 16hours
Average lodging costs-$10-15 High end for Costa Rica and Belize, Average $6-7, lowest was $4 in Guatemala
Average Meal costs- $2-4, splurge meals $7-$8

San Blas sailing crew

San Blas sailing crew

PANAMA

September 11-12- arrived via sailboat from Colombia in Panama after spending 2 days in San Blas perfection. Spent one night and two full days exploring the lovely Panama City–all the sights in the Old City and the Panama Canal– before taking a night bus to San Jose, Costa Rica.

Sept 13 -Oct 8- Took a travel break in the US, met my niece, visited friends and family. Rested.

Highlights
I didnt spend a fair amount of time in Panama. Though I don´t know how you can beat the postcard perfect San Blas Islands.

Soaking in a volcanic spring with some Germans

Soaking in a volcanic spring near Liberia, Costa Rica with some Germans

COSTA RICA

October 9-15 – flew back into Costa Rica and after a night and day in San Jose, visiting museums and wandering around the city, I headed for the Caribbean coast and spent 4 nights in Puerto Viejo, then 2 nights in El Libertad. Hiked & Explored a volcanic national park.

Highlights
Rented a bike and rode for Puerto Viejo to Manzanillo, beach-hopped and stopped at an animal sanctuary along the way.

The Bad Part
-Costa Rica was the most expensive country I encountered in Central America–as far as the average cost per night, cost of street food, and groceries, and the cost for extra activities. Belize was a similar price range, though easier to find yummy cheap food.
-It was a putzy country to get around using the public transport–often having to return to San Jose to get to another part of the country.

Lovely sunset on Little Corn, Nicaragua

Lovely sunset on Little Corn, Nicaragua

NICARAGUA
October 15-November 19
Arrived in San Juan del Sur, met fantastic people, celebrated my birthday on the beach, learned to surf, went fishing, had a generally great time. Spent some time in Granada, before swinging by the intensely relaxing and beautiful Laguna de Apoyo. A week on the magical Ometepe Island follows–biking, swimming drinking beer with a bunch of vacationing Norwegians. Back to San Juan del Sur for another fun beer and beach soaked weekend. Next was a week on the Corn Islands–Caribbean paradise: snorkeling, eating seafood and serious beach time. A week in Leon and the surrounding area for intensive Spanish lessons. Finished with a few days in the northern highlands.

Highlights
Pretty much my entire time in Nicaragua was a highlight–Learning to surf, meeting some exceptional people, swimming in the perfect Lago de Apoyo, spectacular San Juan sunsets, skinny dipping in lake Ometepe, visiting the Corn Islands, touring a cigar factory, one-on-one Spanish classes. Beautiful weather, and the best swimming stops. I love this country.

Hiking Parque Imposible

Hiking Parque Imposible

EL SALVADOR
November 20-December 6
Arrived in San Salvador for a night then headed to the beach Playa Tunco. Made my way through the Ruta de Flores for some amazing eats, then to Santa Ana for a volcano climb, down to Parque Impossible for some intense hiking, a coffee factory tour, and a visit to some natural springs; next to the more secluded Northern coast, and finally to a colonial city in the west with a great group of fellow solo travelers.

Highlights
Eating my best meal in Central America at Juayua’s impressive weekend food festival, climbing volcano Santa Ana, hiking with an ex gorilla through a former battlefield, meeting a great crew to travel with. All and all El Salvador was a surprise and a great learning experience.

Paddling on Lago de Yojoa

Paddling on Lago de Yojoa

HONDURAS
December 6-December 30
Originally intended to skip this country, but made a fairly last minute decision to check it out. Wasn’t disappointed by my decision. First stop–Gracias, lovely old village in the highlands, then to the beautiful Lago de Yojoa, for a stay in a microbrewery in the jungle–complete with hiking, paddling and drinking above average beer; next the griddy coastal city of La Cieba, where Im “stuck” for a week, helping on a sailboat–living in a shipyard, hanging out with German Captains; ending with 2 week stint on the lovely Bay Islands for the end of the world and Christmas. Last stop Copan.

Highlights
Lago de Yojoa–paddling on the lake, hiking through the archeological park, good beer at the microbrewery. Utila–getting Open Water dive certified, meeting a great crew, and meeting up with a friend met in El Salvador.

The Bad Part
Had a rough patch when I arrived in Utila–tore up my toe pretty bad on a broken chain link fence. This made swimming painful for a few days.

Temple climbing, tomb raiding, in Tikal

Temple climbing, tomb raiding, in Tikal

GUATEMALA
December 30-January 28

Arrived in Antigua just in time for New Years celebrations–stayed in a party hostel, celebrated in the streets with fireworks and dancing. Off to the mystically beautiful Lake Atitlan–hiking and soaking in the fascinating Mayan culture. Quetzaltenango, or “Xela” is next, where I live with a local family and take private Spanish lessons. From there I make a 2 day journey solo through the highlands, past spectacular scenery, truly off the “gringo trail,” to Coban and then to Semuc Champey–where I slept in a hammock in a secluded ecolodge overlooking a vibrant green river–explored dark cave rivers by candlelight, swam in the famous green river. Final stop in the touristy little island of Flores, my jumping off point for exploring the uber impressive ancient Mayan city of Tikal.

Highlights
Semuc Champey–the cave-candle tour was a nice little adventure. Flores and Tikal turned out to be great fun.

The Bad Part
–I had trouble meeting the types of other travelers I was accustomed to meeting. Maybe it was bad luck or the fact I didn’t stick as closely to the normal tourist path, but I struggled to meet other travelers I connected with, save for a few great exceptions. Many people had different priorities and budgets than I and Most people I met were heading in the opposite direction. I spent a great deal of time traveling alone through Guatemala. This was in part due to my stubborn and cheap nature–refusing to take any of the wildly popular tourist shuttles, and only taking local “chicken” buses. It was a lonely and enlightening (and bumpy) path.

- I got miserably, painfully sick in Xela.

Cooling off in Belize

Cooling off in Belize

BELIZE
January 28-February 2
A visit that is short but sweet. Arrived in San Ignacio, instantly met some great people in my hostel. Spent an entire day exploring nearby Mayan ruins; spent another visiting an Iguana sanctuary, butterfly farm and cooling off in a brisk river. Headed to the coast and stayed in a teeny-tiny Garifuna village by the Carribean sea. In my short time in Belize, I was impressed by the lush green jungles, stunning coast and exceptionally friendly/helpful locals. Belize, more Caribbean than Latin, was a Perfect little “break” from typical Central America. And I never even made it to their claim to fame–the cayes.

The Bad Part
-Belize is quite a bit more expensive then the rest of Central America (on par with Costa Rica prices). And at the point in my trip where I’m running out of money, unfortunately. I would’ve loved to spend more time exploring this lovely little country. It seems like the perfect spot to spend a short vacation.

Getting attacked by baby iguanas in San Ignacio

Getting attacked by baby iguanas in San Ignacio

Frustrations- The weary traveler in me, coming out…

Hippies- I´ve run into so many bloody hippies the last four months. I´m not saying all hippies are bad. I´ve just run into some of the worst–many of whom were fresh from the Rainbow Festival on their way to other hippies festivals in Central America. What this means–these are the types that get their kicks smoking way too much dope and consuming too many psychedelics, listening to bad music, having the same far-out conversations over and over again. Most of them look exactly the same–they have gross dreadlocks, or bad hair, mismatched clothes, and smell strongly of sour body odor. Sometimes I´m entertained by talking with them, most of the time I´m just irritated.

Hostels-I think as the fourth month in Central America ended, I realized I was finaly growing tired of hostels and dormitories. Tired of sharing a room with snoring, farting, loud or inconsiderate strangers. Tired of gross shared bathrooms, cramped showers and having to dig through my bag to find things. Tired of being social when I don´t want to be. I´m amazed it took me 9 months to get to this point.

Laundry- My things seem to be getting grosser faster, and Im tired of taking them to a launderer (and paying) everytime I need them clean. Tired of cleaning my underwear in the sink and having to hang them to dry…

Weather- I´m not so much bothered by the weather as I am regretting not packing my warmer jacket. Cold weather sucks when you arent dressed appropriately for it, and all the buildings are designed to be open air, with poor insolation. Also traveling when it rains–walking with all my things, through pouring rain, dodging massive puddles.

Awards-

Best Central American Capital City- Hands down Panama City

Best Beaches
Nicaragua’s Corn Islands-especially a little hidden beach we discovered on Big Corn–clean white sand, warm, calm turquoise water. No people but a few entertaining local children.

San Blas Islands–perfect little private islands with nothing but Palms.

Best Local Food
Massive grilled prawns in Las Penitas, Nicaragua. Pupusas of El Salvador. Baleadas of Honduras. Tostadas of Guatemala. Weekend food festival in Juayua, El Salvador. Iced cacao and seafood of Nicaragua.

Best Street Food
El Salvador-pretty much obsessed with pupusas. Sunday nights in Xela, Guatemala–tostadas, tacos, pupusas, donut thingys, hot fruit punch or milky corn drink.

Biggest Adventure–
Candle-cave tour in Guatemala. And– 3 days in chicken bus transit completely off the beaten path (no English spoken, no white folks, alone), through the mountainous Guatemalan highlands. Working on a sailboat in Honduras, Making it to the Corn Islands. Sailing through San Blas.

Best Value
Hostels of Guatemala, food in El Salvador, activities and equipment rental in Nicaragua. $250 open water scuba certification & accommodation.

Best Traveler Crowd
Much of Nicaragua, El Salvador and Belize; Flores, Guatemala.

Best Volcano Climb
Santa Ana in El Salvador; Santa Maria in Guatemala

Places with the most hippies
Ometepe Island, Nicaragua: Lake Atitlan, Guatemala: Hopkins, Belize

Best Snorkeling and Scuba-
Corn Islands, San Blas and Utila

Best Off the Beaten Path
The road from Huehuetenango to Coban in Guatemala. The Corn Islands. Lago de Yojoa in Honduras

Best Swimming Spot–away from the sea
Laguna de Apoyo, Nicaragua.

Biggest surprise
Belize–nearly skipped it. Found it to be such a lovely place. El Salvador–had no expectations, but fell in love with the country.

Best nights out
Nights out in San Juan del Sur, and in Ometepe; night out dancing at a Rancho Bar in Esteli. After Nicaragua, did not go out much, except for a great New Years Eve in Antigua, Guatemala.

Most overrated
So many people talked up San Pedro La Laguna, I had high hopes–which were shattered when I arrived. Not so special, I feel there must be better places on the lake. Antigua is a Disney version of a Guatemalan city. I wasn’t overly impressed or excited by it. So many backpackers love Playa Tunco–I thought it was filled with Canadian “bros” partying every night. Maybe I would’ve felt differently had I surfed there.

Favorite Country
Nicaragua will always hold a special place in my heart. El Salvador was all in all a super positive experience as well.

Biggest Surprise
Belize exceded my expectations. Lovely country with lovely people.

Least Favorite Country
Costa Rica, Guatemala

Low Points
Nasty toe injury in Utila; Sick, cold and alone in Guatemala. Weird, lonely Thanksgiving in Playa Tunco

Places Ill be recommending 
All of Nicaragua: El Salvador, especially the Ruta de Flores and Suchitoto: Belize, because it seems like the ultimate vacation place

Lessons Learned
-Building on my first lesson–”it’s not where you are, but who you’re with,” after much time I realized, consistent alone time is downright depressing. Without quality relationships to build and nurture over time, and with no family or friends in close proximity, one becomes increasingly bitter and negative. Pretty much Everything is better when shared with others… We neeeed each other. Its cheesy but true.

-Dont always believe what others tell you, including other travelers and the general media. I ended up loving El Salvador and Honduras. Neither of these countries has a great reputation in the media. Maybe Honduras, which is home to a few of the most statistically dangerous cities in the word–Ive been to 3 of the top ten on this trip from this list– has rightfully earned that reputation. However, what must be understood about the situation in these countries is segregated to certain specific places and parts of cities, to certain gangs or people in the drug business. And with gangs–they fight other gangs. With the drug business of Latin America–you have to go digging around in the wrong parts of town, messing with wrong people, to put yourself in any real danger. The violence rarely, if ever, touches tourists.

So many people I met along the way skipped much or all of these countries, or only visited very small backpacker bubble towns, generally missing out on 99 percent of the country. You must use common sense, as is important wherever you roam.

Its a shame really, many of these places are incredible, and could use the tourism money.

Whats Next?
That massive country between the US and Central America…MEXICO!

Trips from Santa Marta- Minus Lost City and Tayrona

Because of its location on the Colombian Caribbean coast, Santa Marta makes an ideal jumping off point to heaps of interesting spots.

Day Trips from Santa Marta (afternoon, morning, or all day)

El Rodadero Beach

El Rodadero Beach, near Santa Marta

Rodadero:
Where is it?
Rodadero is a 10 minute (and approx 60 cent) bus ride from Santa Marta’s city center.

What is it?
I hesitate to call it a town or village, because Rodadero consists basically of shiny high rise condos, swanky bars and seafood restaurants, souvenir shops and sea side beer and ceviche venders. It has an air of a more refined city beach–think a very mini Miami or Rio. This is a spot that definitely caters to wealthy vacationing Colombians. You don’t see many backpackers.

What to do?
From the beach in Rodadero, you can also hire a boat to take you to an island beach called Playa Blanca, or an aquarium (neither of which I ever did). The sand is smooth and light and the current is gentle. You can rent chairs and shade, banana boats, or kayaks. Or you can lounge in the sand or wade in the sea for free.

What to Eat/Drink?
-The juice/Smoothie venders
-The Ceviche Men
-The venders selling coconut treats and tamarind candy
-Splurge on a tasty Pina Colada served in a coconut
-Ice cream in on of the many ice cream shops

Taganga, Colombia

The tiny, though highly touristic Taganga, Colombia

Taganga
Where is it?
10 minute (60 cent) bus ride from Santa Marta’s city center.

What is it?
Taganga began as a tiny, picturesque fishing village, but a combination of cheap scuba diving shops, a pretty little beach, fun clubs and bars and cheap and easy access to a grab bag of drugs quickly turned it into a favorite with the backpacking crowd. Taganga these days is filled with overpriced sea food restaurants, souvenir shops, hostels and street venders. My feelings on Taganga are mixed.

What to do?
Come for the day and lounge on a pretty, though slightly fishy beach, wander around and grab lunch at a cute cafe. Take a short hike to a slightly more secluded beach called Playa Grande. Sign up to get scuba certified, or book your lost city trek. Stay for drinks at Pachamama, dance at Mirador or The Garage, make your Friday night a little more crazy and start it at Bayview Hostel (I won’t go into details).

What to Eat/Drink
-Maracuya Mojitos on Friday night at Pachamama (half off cocktails 8-10 pm). So tasty.
-3 course meal at Babaganoush ($11)- I had an unbelievable pumpkin soup, filet mignon and chocolate mousse. Delish—-Lunch at Cafe Bonsai–can’t go wrong.

Weekend Trips from Santa Marta (1+ nights)

Waterfall in Minca

One of a few waterfalls in Minca

Minca
Where is it?
Catch a collectivo (About $2.50 per person) to Minca on Calle 11, just past the bus to Tayrona. The taxi will take you up a bumpy, scenic road through the Sierra Nevada mountainside to a tiny, quant mountain village.

What is it?
Minca is a teeny-tiny mountain village situated on a lovely little river, overlooking all of Santa Marta. The village itself is made up of a police station, a church, a school and plenty of yummy restaurants, a few small drinking holes, and some lovely guesthouses.

What to do?
It is the perfect place to get a good night sleep and do something active. Its quite a bit cooler than in Santa Marta as well–especially at night. Hike to 2 nearby waterfalls. Take a tour of the local ecofriendly Coffee Farm. Book a tour at the information booth located near the taxi drop off–hikes, birdwatching, tubing, swim in the refreshing river. Head to a look out point and watch the sunset.

What to eat?
-Daily Special at Cocina de Rochi–this lady can cook.
-Brownie with ice cream at the main coffee shop
-Family style dinner at Casa Loma

Costeno  Beach, Palomino Colombia

Costeno Beach, Palomino Colombia

Costeno Beach
Where is it?
Catch the Tayrona bus on Calle 11, but tell the driver to take you to Costeno (it’s 10 minutes past the Tayrona drop. From the drop off point walk 10 minutes down a dusty country road, through a palm forest.

What is it?
A extremely chill surf camp and secluded beachy paradise. Stay in a hammock or a beach bungalow overlooking the sea. Bring your own food or eat the tasty family style meals ($2.50 breakfast, $5 lunch and dinner)

What to do?
Hang in a hammock, sun tan, pick up a game of beach volleyball, take surf lessons, have a bonfire on the beach, and much more.

Longer Trips from Santa Marta (2+ nights)

Punta Gallinas, on the Guajira Peninsula, Colombia

Punta Gallinas, on the Guajira Peninsula, Colombia

Guajira Peninsula & Punta Gallinas
Punta Gallinas is a magical place on the tip of the Guajira Peninsula, on the tip of Colombia, on the northernmost tip of South America, “where the desert meets the sea.” A hot, barren desert landscape dominated by the indigenous Waayu people, their goats, and billions of prickly cactuses.

For those wanting to get off the beaten path a bit, see a completely different side of Colombia–and South America, for that matter, the Guajira Peninsula is worth considering. When asking around about how to get there & logistics, it can be difficult to find any answers. There isn’t much information on the internet. There are agencies in Santa Marta offering 3 day tours for 600,000 pesos ($300), but as we learned it’s entirely doable and much cheaper to DIY. I’ll write a post involving details and logistics in the near future.

When tourism invades paradise

There are few places in Colombia as talked up as Tayrona Park. So for that reason, I wasn’t sure what to expect. Often these over-hyped spots are slightly to severely overrated.

From some, I had heard great things: “paradise,” from others- more mixed reviews- “overpriced.”

What did I think?

…I suppose, a little of both- an overpriced paradise …

Anna and I took the steamy walk to the tayrona bus stop in my new home base city for the next month- Santa Marta- and hopped on the even steamier bus heading north.

One rather uncomfortable hour later, we found ourselves at the gates of Tayrona Park. After a quick bag search and a $35,000 peso (US $17) entrance fee we caught a very hot (do you see a pattern here?) shuttle bus to the trail entrance.

About an hour of hiking through picture perfect jungles, had us arriving at a restaurant and camp site on the beach. This is the first beach in series of beaches worthy of romance novels–waves crashing passionately against massive boulders. But this beach was far too dangerous for swimming (a signed warned of the large number of drownings occurring here).

After stopping at a discrete bakery in the jungle and snagging one of the best treats I think I’ve ever consumed–giant, fresh, doughy rolls with a ooey-gooey chocolate filling–we continued on a lovely trail which took us past more rudimentary restaurants, juice or ceviche stands, passing by more beaches–each more stunning than the last.

And after another hour of walking, we reached Cabo San Juan–the biggest campsite, on arguably the prettiest beach. However, a long line at “reception” for our hammocks, stood between us and refreshing our sweaty bodies in the chilly ocean.

Naturally, while in line, we ran into a group of guys we had run into on several other random occasions. As the line dwindled, we heard the rather devastating news that no hammocks remained, and we would have no choice but to share a tiny (and, again, steaming hot) tent–for the high price by Colombian standards of around US$25. Thus proving the vast number of backpackers who had invaded the at one time secluded park.

Cabo San Juan, Tayrona Park

Our campsite (and little red tent) in Cabo San Juan

After a few seconds of sulking we dropped our packs off at said tent and ran to the beach.

A colorful sunset followed by a long leisurely meal (we brought the supplies for tuna sandwiches to avoid the limited, and pricy, dinner options) with our travel buddies made for a pleasant ending to a long, hot, but highly enjoyable day.

Sunset on the beach

The next day, we are awakened early by the hot sun, which has turned our little red tent into a confectionary oven. Luckily we have an extra chocolate bun and fresh coffee waiting for us for breakfast. We spend the next several hours basking on the post card perfect beach, plunging into refreshing water, and reading in the sun, along with the masses of other travelers who had decided to visit Tayrona (many of whom we had met before).

Happy to be in Tayrona Park

Happy to be in Tayrona Park

The same walk through jungles and beaches from the day before took us back to the bus stop for Santa Marta.

Hola Playa!

Currently in the hippie surfer paradise of Montanita, Ecuador- a beach village that could not get any more beachy.

Arrived last night: drank $2 piña coladas and passion fruit mojitos, then danced until 4 in the morning to Bob Marley and outdated American dance music.

Spent the entire day today on a lounge chair on the beach – eating fresh ceviche, chocolate covered bananas and drinking from coconuts. Watched gringo backpackers & ecuadorians, wander the beach barefoot, locals play fetch with their dogs, dreadlocked surfers catch some waves and venders sell jewelry, tacos, sunglasses, beach toys, ice cream, lamps (explain that one), juice and more.

I’m staying here forever- so I can live a peaceful life by the sea- I will grow dreads and sell empanadas by the sea. Nice knowing you all ….

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Falling in Love with Arequipa

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We currently find ourselves in the lovely southern city of Arequipa. Though I was enchanted by Cusco, it’s brisk nights and cloudy days were starting to get to us. So we did as we’ve done before and hopped on a night bus- to wake up in a new city.

It was clear on our first day in Arequipa, that this was a special place…The cloudless skies & sunshine, outstanding cuisine and amazing Spanish colonial architecture. With a central plaza that has to be one of the most beautiful in all of Peru; exotically trimmed trees, flowers, palm trees, stone fountains and flocks of overly friendly pigeons giving free aviation shows. Benches filled with happy families; peaceful political protesters, tourists with cameras, ice cream cart venders. Snow-capped mountains and volcanos overlook the city.

It’s all very charming, really.

Anna and I have spent the last two days aimlessly wandering the city- learning the streets, exploring it’s nooks and crannies; eating street food (the skewer lady by the Cathedral is best) eating at Sangucheria’s (the amazing sandwich and smoothie cafes), eating the ice creams and desserts the city is rightfully known for; basically just eating in general; spotting plazas, parks, vibrant markets, ancient cathedrals.

The definition of pleasant.

Our first night in Arequipa, we suffered from exhaustion and confusion as a result of a long overnight bus ride, and succumb to our weakness when we take a hostel recommendation from our taxi driver (note: don’t do it). We book the night at a musty, dilapidated hospedaje. Dingy, dungeon like rooms, mold, century-old sheets, damp bathrooms- the faint sound of a baby crying, and a doorbell from hell (literally went on for a full minute anytime anyone rang it). But we all got our own private rooms and bathroom; for around $7. Anna ends up sharing my room. This place was far too depressing to sleep alone.

We move to the Point Hostel early the next day. A breath of fresh air; a five star hotel compared to our previous night; open aired, spanish tiles, sunshine streaming down on vibrant blue walls, a large friendly lounge area filled with friendly travelers from around the world; a bar and WIFI.

We get the small rooftop dormitory; with access to the glorious rooftop patio. We are pampered by the clean bathrooms with hot water. This is more like it.

On our second day we wander some more. This is a city meant to be explored by foot. We indulge in more sandwiches from heaven, and ridiculously large waffle bowls of gelato ($2.50 US!).

In the afternoon we decide to join others from our hostel and head to a dance club on the outskirts of town. This place turns out to be surreal- 3 pm in the afternoon and its packed to the brink with Peruvians drinking large plastic cups of beer, dancing to Muscia Latina… there are performers on stage rousing the club patrons- 4 or 5 men dancing to the music- reminiscent of Chip N Dale dancers- Peruvian women screeching at them. There are women dressed as nurses giving out “shots” and there is a man in a crazy costume and wig with a ghostbuster-like gun shooting liquid into clubbers mouths. This is a bizarre place; but we dance away the rest of the afternoon. A Peruvian club is like a Zumba class with Cynthia- Anna and I know every other song played.

We get home just after 6 pm grab phenomenal pizza from a cafe near our hostel, hang out in the hostel lounge for a few hours; and decide to call it an early night.

On this day- we haven’t quite decided how we’ll spend it. I currently sit on the roof top with my iPod and bluetooth keyboard; with the hot sun and the sounds of the city. We have a long night bus to Lima departing late tomorrow evening (and a flight to Ecuador on Wednesday), so we’ve decided to do a full day tour to Colca Canon (one of the worlds largest canons, famous for its condors and breathtaking landscape) tomorrow. It’s a 3 AM departure; so we may go white water rafting this afternoon, or eehh, we may spend another day eating and wandering. Since Anna is napping, I may also take a nap in the sunny hammock?

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The most relaxing vacation?

I think I may be on to something…

My week-long getaway included:

Talking daily long, leisurely walks.
Reading and napping by the pool
Trips to the beach
Early bed times and plenty of uninterrupted rest
Thursday night BINGO
All meals provided
Euchre lessons
BBQ on the patio
Spending time with a few of my favorite people

A breath of fresh air after months of brown grass, puddles, and cold, dark mornings.

A day at the beach

Reading on the porch

Yes, that adorable old man is playing the accordion; just another BBQ at the retirement community.

And the cost of this trip–nearly free!

A week-long visit to my grandparents in their Florida retirement community–I dare you to devise a more relaxing vacation.

A couple of things…

After a busy, long, over-indulgent weekend, I’m in need of some focus and energizing; I’d recommend this or this and also this

AND

A few photos from my weekend! Chilifest in Monroe called for 11AM bloodies, beer-chugging contests, pie-eating, and general high quality fun spent with friends enjoying perfect crisp and sunny fall weather. I love October…

The gang thought that a Bloody Mary bar at 11 AM would be an ideal way to kick off the festivities

Much to everyone's surprise Ben finished first

It was definitely one of those nostalgic fall days

After Bloody Mary's and beer drinking all afternoon, photos like this became common